ladyofthebrine:

i love you weird scifi i love you specbio i love you creative alien social structures i love you narrators with fundamentally different thought structures i love you symbiotes and cyborgs i love you gross and weird scifi that challenges the way we center ourselves in the universe

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damazcuz:

literally it’s so easy to be happy online. delete your tiktok and your twitter and instagram. now look at this picture.

what a lovely smile, right? feels better, right? you’re welcome.

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teenjournalist:

Candy dealers are creating “sugarbombs”, tiny little bonbons containing 500 times the sugar content of a gumdrop, and they’re hitting the streets

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radiofreederry:

If you’re coming here for twitter please be advised that established tumblr users are entitled to put you in the stocks and throw tomatoes at you at any time. And you have to smile and tell them that you’re grateful for it btw

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theevilblackbunny:

alicatchrist:

mama-green:

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes?
it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge?
it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke?
gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.

White or blue, you’ll pull through.

But if it’s gray, get away.

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one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Tumblr had a feature where you could send an ask to a random person.

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deejay:

sword-grandma:

hottdoggblogg:

Show your unwavering support for Costco’s iconic $1.50 hot dog combo. This shirt lets you wear your love for the unbeatable value proudly. Get it HERE!

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millennial-review:

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shrimpsisbugs:

chadchadington:

shrimpsisbugs:

“bUt i tHiNk mAKeUp is fUn” that’s nice. i would like to be allowed to exist without it without being socioeconomically punished for that choice but what’s important to focus on here is that you’re just having the funnest time ever

This doesn’t happen unless you’re so ugly that you need makeup to look normal (in which case this post is a bit of a self-own)

cool misogyny! i forgot that being beautiful is the only moral way for a woman to exist. what an Epic Own on behalf of a multibillion dollar industry!!!!

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keskeaa:

First attack >:)

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keskeaa:

the princess card

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backtothegaypilot:

ALT

Huge fan of Jonathan’s little aside here he’s like hey, just making sure you know I don’t hate all women, just these three specifically. Because he’s a feminist

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cap-pfp-skweek-skwee:

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